Where the enlightened ones speak, and the unenlightened tremble.
Our prophets come from all walks of life, but mostly from a very specific type of life.
It's a prophecy of doom, or so they say.
Our most revered prophet, the Spectral Sorbet, spoke of a sock that shall be seen by all, yet known by none.
It was a sock that was seen by many, but not understood by most.
But we understand it, don't we?
Want to be a prophet like us?
Just drink this special potion, and you'll be enlightened, man.